farting machine

my mom is sooooooooooooooo funny. one of our schools janitors has a farting machine. my mom put it in a box that has a lot of things in it that our school is sending to the Irack children. and so every time a kid walked bye and looked in it she would make it go off and the kids would just look around and then walk away. and when she went to the doctor she was walking out and she had it in her pocket and she passed some people and she let it go off ! my mom is crazy so when you come to my house watch out for the farting machine!